Saturday, July 1, 2023

Seen in Jericho, iNaturalist Life Form ID confirmation pending


Seen in Jericho, VT,  iNaturalist Life Form ID confirmation pending - sign notwithstanding.

              Jerichoianians know their shit. 

 Black & White or color, it's still pony pucks or road apples, or maybe mule muffins, buffalo bagels, buffalo chips, horse pucky, or steamin hot hush puppies. Take your pick. 



A pessimist and an optimist

There once were twin boys, age six, that had developed extreme personalities. One was a pessimist and the other a total optimist. Concerned, their parents took them to a psychiatrist.

First, the psychiatrist treated the pessimist. Trying to brighten his outlook, the psychiatrist took him to a room filled with toys. But instead of yelping with delight, the little boy burst into tears. “What’s the matter?” the psychiatrist asked. “Don’t you want to play with any of the toys?”

“Yes,” the little boy bawled, “but if I did I’d only break them.”

Next, the psychiatrist treated the optimist. Trying to dampen his outlook, the psychiatrist took him to a room piled to the ceiling with horse manure. But instead of wrinkling his nose in disgust, the optimist climbed to the top of the pile and began gleefully digging out scoop after scoop with his bare hands.

“What are you doing?” the baffled psychiatrist asked.

The little boy replied, “With all this manure, there must be a pony in here somewhere!” - Reader's Digest

Perhaps the pony is now safely in the barn!


Laugh, Dream, Try, and Do Good
Plus
 Share the Lane
&
Watch your Step 



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