Trashy Headlines for Green Up Day

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1. Litter Spotted From Space - Aliens Pick Vermont, Cleanest Landing Spot

2. Cat Boycotts Green Up Day - Hides Her Litter.

3. Insects Decry Litterbugs
      Launch "Sting-Em" Campaign.

4. Youth make it Cool to be Clean - Environment Wins!

5. Critters Bitter about Litter -
 Stage Demonstration Along Roadsides.

6. Scavengers Seek Trashy Treasure, Saturday Green Up Day
    Start Early for Best Pickings.

7. Litterbugs Denounced for ASBO (Antisocial behavior disorder)
    - Littering is Just Wrong.

8. Psychics Predict World Will Clean Up Its' Act                                    - IF we don't Trash it first.

9. Umpire Throws Out Litter- Dirty Call!

10. Lawyer Files Suit against Fast Food Corporations claiming their
      food wrappers are Responsible for Clients Littering Behaviors.

11. Businesses Quick to Move in after explorer discovers Litter-Free City.

12. Cigarette companies begin Recycling Effort- Target 2.1 Billion Cigarette Butts thrown on the ground each year. Second-hand Smoke anyone?

13. Uncovered Pickup Truck Spills Trash-Leaves telltale trail.
       Driver Complains to Police - "Don't see you ticketing Hansel and Gretel".

14. Shortage of Litter Threatens Green Up Day. (April Fools!)

15. VERMONTERS ERADICATE LITTER -
       Dozens Scramble to Pick Up Last Piece.
       Now that was easy!

          

“All that is necessary for the triumph of evil

   is that good men do nothing".

                                        Edmund Burke

Earth, the only planet we know 

with life and litter. 

Cleaning it up is easier than 

moving. ~ Bernie Paquette

Other “A bit of humor” postings:

       Ø  Local Man spots trash: http://litterwithastorytotell.blogspot.com/2011/01/local-man-spots-trash.html

Ø   Snowstorm buries VT: http://litterwithastorytotell.blogspot.com/2011/03/march-6-7-2011-snowstorm-for-once.html

Ø  VT files for spring IPO: http://litterwithastorytotell.blogspot.com/2011/03/vermont-files-for-spring-ipo.html

Ø  Trashy Tweets: http://litterwithastorytotell.blogspot.com/2011/11/trashy-tweets.html

Ø  Treasure Trash: http://litterwithastorytotell.blogspot.com/2012/02/treasure-trash.html

Ø  Carnivorous plant devours Champlain College Student: http://litterwithastorytotell.blogspot.com/2012/04/shortage-of-litter-threatens-green-up.html

Ø  Wasn’t the Flu shot that made me sick: http://litterwithastorytotell.blogspot.com/2013/01/wasnt-flu-shot-that-made-me-sick_10.html